Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
  • entries
    12
  • comments
    59
  • views
    3,291

The Philosophical Ramblings of a Menstruating Woman

JadeBleu15

323 views

I have no idea what I am about to to talk about in the blog post.  But I would first like to thank whoever invented the software that corrects spelling, it has saved this girl on more than one occasion. ( I just misspelled occasion, I am going to auto correct so no one would be the wiser, just to let ya'll know I was spelling with two s's instead of one).  Don't get me started on how I really butchered the word philosophical. :D 

So lets begin, I would just like to know, who in the heck in America, decided we would park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Seriously?  I am going with the obvious that this must have been some man joke, you know, hey Bob, wouldn't it be so funny if we just switched the meanings of parkway and driveway and really screw up with people, yes Frank that would be funny as heck ( Insert a jolly old laugh from both Bob and Frank). These are the things that go through my mind in the wee hours of the morning when I am unable to sleep. I know its really really sad and yes I am aware that google more than likely has the answer, but I like to think Bob and Frank are still chuckling about how this fantastic joke stuck. 

I also would like to discuss Ice Cream.  Now I believe the besides being its own food group ( or should be) that ice cream was designed for several things in particular.  It seems it is the ultimate comfort food for many, not all, but tons of people turn to ice cream in crisis. Say, you just broke up with your BF or GF hell this is Bi site lets go crazy, you just broke up with your BF and GF or they broke up with you,, what do you do, 1. Call your BFF 2. She/He shows up with wine and ice cream, I am pretty sure it is in the Best Friend Handbook, when said best friend calls crying ( especially about a break up) you must go to them immediately with wine and ice cream in hand. Also, ice cream is the extra good to help ladies during their time of the month, you go to the freezer see a pint of ice cream take it out get a bowl but notice it's almost empty, so instead of dirtying up a bowl , you just grab a spoon and scoop it right from the carton and into your ice cream hole. I believe it tastes best during the flowing days and also you can feel like a complete bad ass rebel who doesn't need know stinking bowl! 

Anybody out there like rainy days? Oh I do, I love a wet rainy stormy day/night, but not like severe weather, nothing tornadic (red googly lines have to stay software on here doesn't show tornadic as a word).  I find rain to be so pleasant and refreshing like, washing away all the old stuff to be replaced with new stuff. With rain you can use all your senses, you can touch feel it on your skin, face, lips, you can hear it, most certainly smell it, see it of course and lastly but not least you can taste it, just go outside and tilt your head back and open your mouth and taste the rain ( sure that isn't weird for a grown up to do that *shifts eyes**)  I do not know what the love affair is with rain, but I a certain it has to do with my mother, just kidding, I mean my child hood. Played in the rain so many times, it was so much fun to ride your bike and feel the rain and wind on your face, making sure you hit every puddle you could find on the way home, feeling the water splash up on your legs; sure you got soaked to the bone but it was so worth it.  Now when it rains, I just love to listen watch it and smell it; I admit it makes me feel nostalgic and oh so sleepy.  But its still extra wonderful when it rains. 

I think that is all for this installment, I hope it wasn't to boring and if you think I am insane well, please don't tell anyone LOL . I am off to try and see if sleep is real or some made up thing people like to say they get, it better be real or I will be back and typing my nonsense up for everyone to read.  I know what your thinking, I really hope she finds sleep..... :hysterical: 

 

 


4
  Report Entry


12 Comments


Software isn't letting me give you reputation so I'm just saying thank you for your blog it made me smile and I stopped menustrating 17 years ago! 

1

Share this comment


Link to comment

Lol, this was great. Thanks for sharing your very deep thoughts. 

I like ice cream because 1) it is not discriminatory. There s a flavor for everyone! 2) knowing someone s favorite flavor is like getting to know them on a deeper level. It's like the cat/dog question except with so many more options. 

3

Share this comment


Link to comment

I'd wondered about the parkways/driveways question, and more besides. That's why I watch these kind of things on youtube. See link to the answer below, although I still like your take on it. :P

I love walking in the rain, or just watching in from inside. And same as you I don't care for storms, but I've always liked rain...there was always something strangely comforting about it. As for that 'Friend Handbook' of yours, you can keep your wine, but I'll be more than happy to help you destroy the ice cream! :wink:

2

Share this comment


Link to comment

Haha! This made me smile today. And I needed cheering up as I've caught a horrible winter cold virus already, and it's only September.

You might like the rain but it's rained here at least once everyday for about 3 weeks and I'm bored of it now!

I look forward to more of your middle of the night ramblings :)

 

2

Share this comment


Link to comment
10 hours ago, lsroses said:

Haha! This made me smile today. And I needed cheering up as I've caught a horrible winter cold virus already, and it's only September.

You might like the rain but it's rained here at least once everyday for about 3 weeks and I'm bored of it now!

I look forward to more of your middle of the night ramblings :)

 

Feel better my friend, stay tuned Im sure another sleepless night will present itself soon lol. Thanks for not labelling a little cray cray ....

1

Share this comment


Link to comment
10 hours ago, mystical1 said:

I'd wondered about the parkways/driveways question, and more besides. That's why I watch these kind of things on youtube. See link to the answer below, although I still like your take on it. :P

I love walking in the rain, or just watching in from inside. And same as you I don't care for storms, but I've always liked rain...there was always something strangely comforting about it. As for that 'Friend Handbook' of yours, you can keep your wine, but I'll be more than happy to help you destroy the ice cream! :wink:

Wonderful in sight as always. Name the flavor and I will bring it :)

1

Share this comment


Link to comment
On 9/19/2017 at 8:49 PM, JadeBleu15 said:

Wonderful in sight as always. Name the flavor and I will bring it :)

Any ice cream is good ice cream. My favorite is chocolate, followed closely by strawberry...so if in doubt, get Neapolitan. (My husband likes strawberry first and vanilla second, so this is often what we do if there's ice cream to be had in the house.) I do love the rare occasion I get to eat it at an ice cream parlor, because most let you mix their flavor combinations, and it's fun to experiment. :)

What sort of flavor, or flavors do you like?

Edited by mystical1
1

Share this comment


Link to comment

I might be bi, but there's no way anyone's going to get me to eat purple, blue and pink ice cream. Just saying... I'm a chocolate gal. 

2

Share this comment


Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now