I visited our local strip club on Saturday and I totally blew a chance with a hot chick! Grrrrr!!
The ex-hubby and I decided- at the last moment- to go drop in. Like m, he hasn't had much luck in the girly department. So, we go and get there close to midnight.
When we arrive, there aren't any seats on the club floor, so we snag the last two stools at the bar. For a few minutes, I don't know who's sitting next to us until the seat next to me becomes vacant and I notice a very pretty young woman with a banging body. A minute later, she turns to me, stares me up and down, and smiles. A minute later, she turns to me and winks. My ex-hubby also sees this and is elbowing me on my side, whispering, "She's into you." The guy she's with comes back from the bathroom and she's leaning forward on the bar, looking around him at me.
And you know what I did? Not a damn thing. I totally froze. up. I had just told my ex-hubby, that very damn day, that I kinda had a fantasy about banging a chick AT THE STRIP CLUB!! Precisely, in the strip club bathroom. And then this happened and I flaked out. She went to the restroom, after looking right at me, multiple damn times! And my ex-hubby was like, "Even I'm seeing she wants to hook-up? Why aren't you doing anything?"
I left to get a lap dance and had a nice time and all, but I"m kicking myself in the butt after this.
The stripper was really hot. Her ass was perfect. She told me she prefers women more and talked about her experiences, which I found interesting. She kissed up and down my neck and smelled me and once you touch my n neck... all bets are off. Lol. I went home extremely wet and horny, but no action. Still can't believe I froze up like that. Ugh!!