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Your Pet Name For Mastrubating

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I saw something my friend sent me of a comedian who was going on and on about all the euphemisms men use for when they masturbate. It is an unbelievably long list... Any how I was wondering what all the names and phrases you women use for doing it.

 

Mine is , tickling my kitty

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Buff the muff lol x

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Heard this one recently " tickle the taco"

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4 hours ago, #No1Crush said:

Heard this one recently " tickle the taco"

I don't think I could say that one with a straight face.  I'm afraid I'd burst out laughing if I said it out loud.

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Some British women say, 'Jane off'...(as opposed to 'Jack off')... Love the British... :D

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20 minutes ago, BenedettaC said:

Some British women say, 'Jane off'...(as opposed to 'Jack off')... Love the British... :D

Haha, I like that one. I don't have a pet name.

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28 minutes ago, BenedettaC said:

Some British women say, 'Jane off'...(as opposed to 'Jack off')... Love the British... :D

Haha, love it. I don't have a pet name but I've heard;

flick the bean, or polish the pearl

but I couldn't help myself from googling it just now and have to share some that I find hilarious;

Checking the oil

defrosting the freezer

checking for squirrels 

double clicking your mouse

dusting the end table 

feeding the bearded clam

Fishing for cumpliments 

fluffing the kitty

Playing the clitar 

 

 

 

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@Cute&Curious  Some of those are hilarious!

 

Hmm.  Don't know what I did that the typing is all on the right side.

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My friend used to call it "diddling my skittle" which always made me giggle, haha. 

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...British women also call it 'having a wank' (the same as for men)... Considering that they call someone they consider a fool a ''wanker', I can't say I like that one much (plus, it's just ugly)...

They have lots of other slang words that I also find rather unappealing, like 'snog' (to kiss) and 'shag' (to copulate).... 

When I first moved to London, back in the early 90s, I was out at a lesbian club called the Ace of Spades, when suddenly a woman came over, looked me up and down, and said, 'Fancy a shag then?' Fortunately I knew what she was talking about...and didn't think she was offering me a drink...otherwise I could have gotten into serious trouble...!  :lol:

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My husband calls my pussy his little problem so when he asks what I'm doing or plan to do I always say I'll be taking care of a problem, or if I'm interested in sex I might say I need a problem taken care of and can he help.   It cracks both of us up if we're taking with someone and they start talking about problems :lol:!!!!  Just think of all the times you hear a sentence with problem in it and you can see where if could get very funny!!!!

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