Needless to say, this is prime feeding ground for trolls and perverts. And countertrolls, like myself.
http://zomegle.com/ is like bash.org for Omegle chat. I thought I'd share because hey, free comedy.
You: damn, I missed.
You: Good game!
You: There are four ghosts in a box.
You: You can move left or right.
You: For help, type ???
You: A ghost exits the box.
You: He moves left.
You: The ghost comes down towards you.
You: He?s close?
Stranger: oh god
You: HELP MENU
You: Type ?left? to move left or ?right? to move right.
You: One ghost is on the field.
You: If you need more help, see the 1980?s.
Stranger: are you crazy?
Stranger: why are you yelling
You: AM I?
You: HOW DO I FIX THAT?
Stranger: you should use your indoor voice
Stranger: press your caps lock button again
You: OH THANK YOU!
You: I WAS HOLDING DOWN SHIFT
You: THAT MAKES THIS SO MUCH EASIER!
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You: who in his right mind thinks that asking a random stranger "wanna fuck" will result in actual intercourse with a woman?
Stranger: someone who has never actually had sex.
You: quite possibly
Stranger: most definately.
You: so, whats your take on...<insert random topic here>
Stranger: i think that its a bit controversial to talk to a stranger about. What do you think <add response>
You: well, we can talk freely, its not like i can <violent act> you with a <blunt object>
Stranger: i'm not sure that <insert evil genius> won't be monitoring this dialogue and then <insert grizzley act>> me in a matter of moments????
You: because <person who has something to do with the topic> did a pretty good job lately <performing an action that may or may not result in a change of outcome>
Stranger: i'm not sure <person who has something to do with the topic> was solely responsible what about <insert potential accomplice>?
You: i think your are just being paranoid <insert evil genius> isnt all that bad, all those <insert acts of atrocity> he is blamed with were accidents
Stranger: wait a minute......don't tell me i should be substituting <insert potential accomplice> name with yours !!!!!!!!
You: <potential accomplice> is just a sockpuppet of <insert large corporation>
Stranger: but the <insert large corporation> is a front for the <insert non legimitate government in power>!
You: who made you think such a ludicrous idea? you shouldnt be listening to what <insert tv show> is saying
Stranger: that's what they want us to believe but <insert tv show>message is the only voice of truth/1
You: you want the truth? you cant handle the truth!
Stranger: oh i can handle it, live it and breath it...
You: <insert large corporation> and <insert non legimitate government in power> are just the beginning, soon <insert long forgotten and thought to be dead person of power> will return guiding a vast army of <insert insectoid>s
You: enslaving mankind and forcing them to <insert lewd acts> with <random being>
Stranger: me thinks you know to much are you some sort of truth seeer
Stranger: or are you somehow more involved.....
You: you dont want to know the things i had to do to get this information
You: i am trying to forget the nights in <insert obscure country>
Stranger: sometimes you just need to put your duty first...oh not not <insert obscure country>, dont take my mind back there..
You: you were there too?
You: <insert name>? is that you?
Stranger: <insert name>...oh my god...your voice in the next room was the only thing that kept me going, gave me hope.
You: i was merely just talking to the voices, i had forgotten i long was in there, eating nothing but <insert disgusting filth>
You: *how long i was
You: what happened on <insert date> when i suddenly didnt hear you screaming anymore? i thought you were dead or <insert even worse fate>
Stranger: time meant nothing..I couldn't say. The constant interogation where they <insert horrible tortute technique>. Oh pls dont mention THAT DAY!!!
You: I had a feeling you were alive, because only a few days later they took me, drugged me and when i woke up i was in the middle of the <name of desolate place> with no water and a gigantic scar on my <insert body part>. i figured they mustve done the same to you
You: luckily i was rescued by <insert name of the good guys>
Stranger: no, no - i can't do this. I can re live this again - its not fair on any human - i need to go.....THERE COMING! I can go on knowing you are still out there.
You: they found me already passed out after i walked <insert large number> <insert measure of length> towards nowhere
Stranger: keep the faith.......(trails off!!).....
You: sorry to having brought all this memories of <insert acts of war> back to you
You: i will
You: <insert obscure slogan in foreign language>, my friend
Stranger: always.......until next .....
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